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Post by Hologram on Sept 27, 2009 9:49:51 GMT -5
"I WANT SCRIBBLENAUTS" (I've known about it for a while, I just don't have it ) "Colds are evil."
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Post by Videospirit on Sept 27, 2009 12:52:46 GMT -5
"The cold virus is mankinds greatest enemy."
also in relation
"My face is a mucus factory!"
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Post by Videospirit on Oct 23, 2009 3:53:25 GMT -5
"Oh, Yeah, that would disturb normal people."
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Post by Hologram on Oct 27, 2009 15:32:18 GMT -5
"Oh, Yeah, that would disturb normal people." Man, I have this thought so often it's not even random any more.
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Post by Alyx on Oct 30, 2009 15:30:45 GMT -5
Why is his head so big?
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Post by Videospirit on Nov 13, 2009 4:24:57 GMT -5
"I wonder how uncle Sam would look with Warlock's void face."
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Post by Crystallis on Nov 13, 2009 16:02:09 GMT -5
"I wonder how uncle Sam would look with Warlock's void face." Incredibly creepy.
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Post by Alyx on Nov 18, 2009 15:48:57 GMT -5
Ugh why are public restrooms so fucking nasty? Specially womens, how the fuck does a woman pee all over the seat?!
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Post by Videospirit on Nov 25, 2009 1:45:52 GMT -5
"Huh... what's that smell OH SHIT"
followed not too long afterwards by
"I wonder if I should be worried about why these are still fine despite being overcooked by an hour."
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Post by Pink on Nov 30, 2009 22:50:28 GMT -5
These are some quotes from DnD games I have run. I think some are applicable to this thread in spirit. Warning, inside jokes and out of context phrases abound, as well as significantly bad taste. But I be bored and wish to contribute for some odd reason. I will signify which are me.
"It is the land of cows and snow. But mostly cows."
“It's always a good idea until the mindflayers show up.”
“Are those cheerios?”
“Is that the best you can come up with?”
“A skeleton, an Ogre, and a rat walk into a bar.”
“Mommy, mommy it's skeleAHHHHH!”
“Oh my god, he sounds like a vampire.”
“DM, can I summon a monster and eat it?”
“I should've saved a Lightning Bolt.”
“The sword part comes off the stick part.”
“What the hell does 'not particulaly' mean?”
Me: “Be gentle on the nubbin.”
“Okay, I'm half the size of you, so that means I have a perfect shot at your nuts.”
“I make water, every time I sleep.”
Me: “I like the word nubbin, makes me feel good.”
“So basically I can grab the rod?”
Me: “It's the difference between having cake and a recipe for cake.”
“It's like, zhing zhing, boom!”
“It's me, a brute, an intellectual, a murderer, and a guy that plans on killing alot of people. Eventually.”
“Orcs and goblins don't count. They don't have souls.”
“Our Seal. The flaming web with a giant's head on it.”
“It's a dog not a beer.”
Me: “Wait, you weren't evil yesterday.”
Me: “What are your prepared spells?” “Two electric jolts, read magic, mending, colour spray, shield, endure elements, feather fall, rope trick, dark way.” <Everyone in Unisen>“And a patridge in a pear tree!”
“Mordekain's Magical poop.”
“Here's your lock.”
“If your god was watching, he'd be proud of you, because you got in the way and let the bad guy escape.”
“How to use a paddle: The best swing is a circular one.”
Me: “You're sneaking into a little girl's room?”
“Okay, so it's just me and four of my friends out for a walk. Actually, three of my friends and the evil priest. Actually the halfling I don't care about either, and the Ogre's too ugly.”
“Because you can't spell slaughter without laughter.”
“Oh no, our island's in heat.”
Me: “Are you asking for a succubus as an animal companion?” “No, be a paladin and get it as a mount.”
“You gotta think there's a common language that the bugbears and lizardmen use to insult each other.”
“I wanna look for a female worg cause I wanna breed.”
“There's a relfex save if the gem can make one.”
Me:“I'm stuck on the Mimic cause the Mimic's stuck on me.”
“That was a ten-foot pole technique.” “Without the ten-foot pole.”
Me: “You search the room. The room becomes animate and it searches you. It probes you. It knows what you had for lunch.”
“Does Rigor Mortis give you a stiffy?”
Me: "Assasin's guild:“We just got a whole bunch of gold, but there's no request to kill someone with it. What do we do?” “Killing Spree!”
“You need Greater cleave to cleave a cleave.”
“Gods don't miss.”
Me: “They're bastard wielding town guards.” “They aren't town guard wielding bastards?”
“Gotta take my medicine otherwise I go crazy and start eating people's flesh.”
“*Ding* MEAD!”
“You donate everything you have to the church.” Me: “Including your kidneys.” “I have two.”
“Flying in ships is bad. You hit rocks. Birds, I mean, birds.”
“It's only a boggart.” “It's only a swamp.”
“So, six strangers come to our town, with tales of a demon following, and you want a virgin to bleed? “We figured you'd be more understanding about it.”
“The world...just seems to want to be fireballed.”
“The problem is I jumped the gun on my potion.”
“We're not playing DnD, we're playing flip that house.”
“He woulda been dangerous, but he blew his climb check.”
Me: “There is only black beyond the door.” Player: “I tell it to go back to Africa.” Me: “The door reaches out and caps you with a .45.”
Also, some shadowrun quotes:
“Just package Holly up and meet us at Six Flags.”
“Please can you help me find my car? It has a nuclear bomb in the back.”
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Post by Videospirit on Dec 29, 2009 16:21:57 GMT -5
I wonder if Lava's sticky...
"You climb out of the lava, 1 round before your fire immunity potion wears off! You get ready to congratulate yourself on a plan well executed when you realize you're now covered in lava... it burns, oh god, does it burn."
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Post by Hologram on Jan 23, 2010 22:02:54 GMT -5
"X2: The Threat is awesome."
"Finally got a corvette! Shame I couldn't afford weapons for a while."
"...people need to post more."
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Post by Videospirit on Jan 28, 2010 6:36:58 GMT -5
You know what would be an awesome feature for a tony hawk game? zombie apocalypse. Dodging zombies on a skateboard, tricks involving zombie deaths, even more gruesome injuries than jumping off buildings and landing on your head before bouncing down a flight of stairs, what more could you want?.
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Post by Hologram on Feb 5, 2010 19:02:46 GMT -5
"...20-30 inches of snow? ...and I'm in the middle of the worst of it? ...****!"
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