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Post by Crystallis on Jul 14, 2010 13:59:25 GMT -5
Genesis 3:11-24 8He said: "I know what you say is the fruit." 9He said: "Yes, he said, 'snake,'" which, as already mentioned, the common. 10"Movement of animals and nature, therefore, a hair, in powder, in particular, to increase sales every day," he said. 11"You and your children, good job, I had to work to end violence and hatred." 12"My boys in pain and suffering, and we are looking... I think."
13"I fear the problems of everyday life, as his wife, the book has obvious problems in hell." 14"Tuesday night I left the world in the grass." 15Mother are, Adam grass, everything in life. Egg Jesus, man and women and Chan. 16He said that those who live directly from the tree of good and evil. 17God in heaven. 18Avoid irritation of the tree of life.
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 14, 2010 17:37:33 GMT -5
So first God doesn't want to fuck with the celtic gods, and now Yggdrasil makes its way into the bible, so the Norse are in on it too.
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 16, 2010 12:58:19 GMT -5
Cain and Abel Genesis 4:1-10 1New Year's are, no and his wife, women's rights. He said: "God of peace, my brother Abel, bless the family of all cities." 2In this case, God save the church kitchen and Abel believed that animal sacrifice to God. 3But the price is too high. Why do you think that all artists are truly Weapons: Why health? 4"If this is true or not, God? This means that only Crimes are known, for example." 5"No, yes." I work in the field, to attack his brother and killed him. 6"Ta, where in the world Abel," said the unknown. Said Ruth, "Brother first? Sir, my sister, my blood, I feel the same."
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 17, 2010 21:33:34 GMT -5
Genesis 4:11-26 7"My sister had opened his mouth and blood. Child products can be sold in other parts of the country can do." 8"Total cost of land, but died cope..." 9"Heart at least once in the box that no one has died, God, here to kill God." 10Sheila, rice sale major conflict. Music made with his wife, Sheila, and communicate with others. 11Cod, tents and other animals living in the house of his father. Pastor's wife creative.
12To any pipe location of our equipment. 13Woman and gather information. Yes, the new mother and second husband. Serbia killed and injured in killing Lin. A 77 Sheila is ready to show. 14Belgrade, the son of God, in September from his wife: "I will put John Cain killed." 15This period begins with the word of God and sin.
So just an FYI that line 10 used to just be a genealogy of the line of Cain. Bad Translator makes even the dull family tree bits interesting!
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 18, 2010 3:34:58 GMT -5
So when are the scholar's notes coming?
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 18, 2010 11:14:53 GMT -5
Man, it's hard to make heads or tails of this, but I'll give it my best.
Scholar's Notes The Beginning Genesis 1:1-10 Chaos Space Lord of Heaven and Lord Black lift the light to create the universe. An unnamed author sees "the light of life." The two great beings create God to bring peace and serve as a nightlight in the darkness. God then creates rivers, the sky, and drinking water, which the unnamed author finds sexy. The Kansas Strait connects the continent of Kansas to another vibrant continent.
Genesis 1:11-20 God creates many fruits from grass seed. He also creates trees in October, including fruit trees if necessary. God is righteous. This all happens on Tuesday. God then creates the cycles of the day and the seasons, and grants solar energy to the Earth every four years. On Sunday, he writes. There are two big stars of God. One of them is the "star of children" and it is different now. God supports the equitable distribution of God cat, some sort of minor deity. It apparently is Wednesday now. Some sort of green bird is helping God with something.
Genesis 1:21-30 God creates animals and birds, except Wales. God is red and can fly. God multiplies animals in each country for the benefit of waterfowl for five days. In March, God creates a directory of product quality natural areas, animals, and the environment. God alone may create portrayals of God, and they all include him working with bird and fish and animals.
God can speak with men and women. Due to God and money, American culture and many countries struggle to live (presumably a note by the author). God reminds us that he is the boss and thinks with different plants. He is the leadership of the spiritual life of all the animals and birds on the Earth. God thought what the author sees now, and he posts it on a Friday night.
The Beginning, Adam and Eve Genesis 2:1-10 God's work was finished on the seventh day (Saturday), until the end of his career (a reference to the Apocalypse, when God will work again?). God is the Lord of Heaven and Earth. He writes with geothermal vents. God sends down the rain fund. He is the God of agriculture and the nose. All may breathe peace and body powders. God creates people. God does not enjoy being bronzed. He prefers images carved in wood, even of bad quality, to bronze sculptures. The Garden is divided into four groups.
Adam and Eve Genesis 2:11-20 The world includes both skin and fertile plants. The former East Bloc Vietnam talks of Wind River Ethiopia to a tiger. God's people make food from scratch in the garden. They make and eat three good and three bad foods. They remark to God that this eating thing is a good idea and helps. The man names all the birds in the world and God. People are sleeping on the beach. God creates men and women, and the author thanks him for women with good "meat bone." A family dies together somewhere in an empty oil tanker.
The Fall of Man Genesis 3:1-10 A snake man says that God is true, so why not eat fruit in the Garden? Snake Man also tells us of the IGarden. God says it is a life in the media, and has the best fruit available. Adam kills a man, and says that God opened his eyes to what is good or bad. He swears this by Molly. Adam proclaims that the food is good when it causes his wife to lose consciousness. The IGarden has many stock photos of beaches. Adam hid in the woods listening for the silence of God, and realized God was within him, and he proclaims his ability to think.
Genesis 3:11-24 Adam tells God that he knows what he says is the fruit. Adam blames the Snake Man, a common snake, for eating the fruit. He tells God that because of movement of animals in nature, a hair in powder will increase sales every day. God tells Adam that he and his children did a good job, and God had to work hard to end violence and hatred. It may be that this is sarcastic foreshadowing of the next story, as it makes little sense otherwise. Adam apparently also gains the ability to see the future, as he speaks of his boys in pain and suffering, but he is less sure of his prediction than God.
Adam's wife, Eve, fears the problems of everyday wife, and notes that the book has obvious problems in Hell. On Tuesday God leaves the world in the grass. Adam, Eve, and everything in life lay in the grass. Egg Jesus has not yet hatched and walks among the men and women in the grass, including a man named Chan. Everybody is kicked out of the garden with the tree of good and evil and told to avoid irritating the tree of life, because God in Heaven is pissed.
Cain and Abel Genesis 4:1-10 It is New Year's and Eve demands women's rights. Adam says no. Cain and Abel are born. They get along well at first, and Cain asks the God of peace to bless his brother Abel and the families of all cities. Abel makes an animal sacrifice to God, and God saves the church kitchen. But the price is too high. Because of this event, all artists are healthy Weapons.
Cain has a philosophical argument with God, asking of the truth of this. He asserts that only crimes are known. God seems uncertain in his reply. Cain works in the field and kills his brother. The unknown asks Ta where in the world Abel is. Ruth seems to question why the brother is placed first and says her sister is like her blood. Ta and Ruth are Cain and Abel's sisters or something.
Genesis 4:11-26 Despite her sister's interruption, Ta tells God that Ruth opened Abel's mouth and found blood. She suggests selling his body parts on the black market in other parts of the country. Ruth muses over whether this would make them enough money to buy their own land and cope without male support.
Later, Cain carries his heart in a box and comes to kill God. While he does not succeed, he does escape with his life. Cain's wife, Sheila, sells rice and this starts a war. They make music together and communicate with others to settle the war. Cod, tents, and other animals live in Adam's house. The pastor's wife is creative.
Cain and his people create a network of pipes that lead to their equipment. The women become spies. Cain and Sheila divorce and both are remarried. The new spouses, Serbia and Lin, battle each other to the death, although both families do have children first. God has a son named Belgrade, who says to his wife that he will put John Cain (a son of Cain) killed. On this dire note, the story ends. This period begins with the word of God and sin.
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 18, 2010 12:54:11 GMT -5
From Adam to Noah Genesis 5:1-10 1Lord God this image, men and women personal history. 2In September 100, through the birth of her son and daughter know 800 years after his death in 930. 3Year in September and 105 in September, which Contributed 807 a book, 912 Dead. 4The European Union in 1990, parents 05:08.
Scholar's Notes The author writes a random collection of history here, most of it meaningless as the dating system used is unknown for most of them. Eve gives birth to a son and daughter in September 100 who remain unknown until 800 years after Adam's death in 930. Something happens in September 105. Adam's son Seth writes a book in 807 and dies in 912. The author then apparently inserts a personal note that his parents were born at 5:08 AM some day in 1990 AD in the European Union. We can therefore conclude that this text is likely not written until the 2030s or later, so it apparently came from the future.
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 18, 2010 15:32:01 GMT -5
The bible was sent back in time from the future! Clearly this is the work of apple, seeing as Apple was established on April 1, 1976, giving them plenty of time to get the ball rolling on this.
Also, is it just me or does anyone else find it funny that apple was founded on april fool's day?
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 19, 2010 10:17:24 GMT -5
Also, is it just me or does anyone else find it funny that apple was founded on april fool's day? I find it funny.
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 19, 2010 12:41:55 GMT -5
Genesis 5:11-20 5905 patients have died, in December, 70, father, son and daughter, Maria, 840 years passed before I go. 6Midori's father and the son of Mary 910 65 Kennon. Mary was born 3 people." 78905, 2062 Gerald management for 800 children 2003. 8Guerard Kelly 4962.
Scholar's Notes This section is even less organized than the last. 905 patients died in December 70, including a father, son, and a daughter (Maria). Then 840 years passed before the author went. This either suggests more mixing and matching of dating systems or that the author is capable of time travel. Midori's father and the son of Mary did something in 910 65 with Kennon. Mary was born s three people. Gerald manages a school for 800 children in 2003. Guerard Kelly does something in 4962.
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 20, 2010 16:25:09 GMT -5
The Bible is full of time travel!
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 20, 2010 21:12:21 GMT -5
Genesis 5:21-32 965 minutes, but Sheila, many years God was the son of 360. 10God was there in November, Sheila Group 100,780 years ago, Barbie was born media content. 11 969 years of mathematics for children under 18 years old, Surrounded by God's comfort and pain, he said, "Though." 12Sheila left in children born in 1959, in November 1911 with the increase of father of Japheth 777,500 people died.
Scholar's Notes God plays XBox 360 for 65 minutes and gets hooked. He plays it for many years and Sheila gets him out of his addiction. Sheila founds the Sheila Group and God uses his powers in November to send her back 100,780 years to create Barbie as media content. This causes great wealth for the Sheila Group and is suitable repayment for breaking God's video game addiction. Children under 18 years old are required to take 969 years of mathematics in this time, which presumably involves more screwing around with space-time. God is surrounded by comfort and pain and contemplates this thoughtfully. Sheila screws with time travel some more and gives birth to children in 1959. Likewise, Japheth's father goes to November 1911, becomes a tyrant, and causes the death of 777, 500 people.
Man, this time travel is getting nuts. Also, Sheila is becoming pretty damn important.
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 21, 2010 10:33:03 GMT -5
The Flood Genesis 6:1-10 1What is: "World Day of God has come to choose a control population has a beautiful daughter and her son and Grandson to encourage." 2My heart is God, or 201 people more say Sharp. 3There are children of God, try the old Warrior. 4Metro poor in the world and God, when the number of alerts. 5He said: "I believe that all white people, including animals, birds and hear the human world." 6Saturday, 1911 and November 1942, but the sound is full of God. Japheth, son of Dan 3:11.
Scholar's Notes The first line is written in the form of a Jeopardy question. The answer is unclear, but the clue relates to World Day, where God comes to choose a control population for his experiments. God also has a beautiful daughter, and she has a son and grandson. The text reminds us that there are children of God and says to try the old warrior (presumably a reference to Belgrade). The metropolises of the world are poor and God is raising the alerts. God is kind of racist. He appears to believe that only white people, including white animals and birds, hear the human world. The sound is full of God on a Saturday in 1911 and November 1942. Japheth, son of Dan, is born at 3:11.
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 22, 2010 17:56:24 GMT -5
Genesis 6:11-22 7God and the wisdom of God, power and poor. 8God: "I said this violence and I am sure it is not, and the planet..." 9Music space and power in Poland and abroad, thanks response: 450 centimeters, 75 centimeters 45 in. 10Look at 18 centimeters from the funeral home business, large and small. 11From the air, and the country would be lost if the oil crisis of life shortening. 12My problem is a couple you and your children, husband or child. Therefore, men and women in the economy. 13Four species of animals, birds, and 3 are called start all the action. 14Noah and his God.
Scholar's Notes God's wisdom sees both the powerful and the poor. God said there is violence but he is sure there is not, and trails off about the planet, suggesting he may be less certain than he claims. God brings Noah to Poland to use the power of music space to build an ark with exact measurements, with help from large and small funeral home businesses in the area. There is an oil crisis in Poland. God says Noah and his family are his problem, and there shall be men and women in the economy. God commands Noah to bring four species of animals and birds. Three of them are called to start the action by Noah and God.
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 22, 2010 21:32:47 GMT -5
SPACE ARK!
They haven't even gotten to EARTH yet.
They are using an ALIEN CALENDER
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