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Post by Crystallis on Jul 21, 2010 8:34:03 GMT -5
>Put down Chest. >Search and Ransack Bed >Look out window You put down the chest and search and ransack your bed. This doesn't really accomplish anything besides make it messier than before. Your bed has a blanket, sheets, and a pillow. You look out the window. It is dark outside. You can't make anything out. >
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Post by Pink on Jul 21, 2010 11:38:07 GMT -5
> Reply to BB: "A/S/L first plz"
>examine door
>Open Door
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 21, 2010 12:34:01 GMT -5
> Reply to BB: "A/S/L first plz" >examine door >Open Door You reply to BB. You then examine the door. It appears to be a usual wooden door. You then open the door, and see a futuristic room on the other side. You can't make out too much from this vantage point, but you can see another door in the room, and some sort of green slime on the floor. > You hear a sound to inform you that you have a message. >
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 21, 2010 13:04:29 GMT -5
>Check instant messenger >Reply with correct A/S/L to the best of my knowledge >Move Blankets, sheet, and pillow to chest. >Move Shield, Sword, and staff to chest. >Eat note from QQ
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 21, 2010 13:26:14 GMT -5
>Check instant messenger >Reply with correct A/S/L to the best of my knowledge >Move Blankets, sheet, and pillow to chest. >Move Shield, Sword, and staff to chest. >Eat note from QQ You check your instant messenger. You have a message. "AlienArbitrator: A/S/L first plz" You reply, "19/M/Spaceship" You move the blankets, sheet, and pillow to the chest. You then move the shield, sword, and staff to the chest. You then eat the note from QQ. > You hear a noise to inform you that you have a message. >
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 21, 2010 13:30:16 GMT -5
>Put Laptop in chest >Equip backpack >Get chest >Open door >leave room
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 21, 2010 13:34:54 GMT -5
>Put Laptop in chest >Equip backpack >Get chest >Open door >leave room You put your laptop in the chest. You then equip the backpack and carry the chest. Opening the door proves challenging, but you manage to balance the chest on your knee to free up a hand. You then get a firm hold of the chest again and leave the room. You appear to be in a filthy tent. There is a bearskin rug on the floor with the bear's head still attached. There is a man wearing nothing but a loincloth sleeping on the rug. He has a big fucking sword next to him. There is an open door behind you leading back into your room. There is a tent flap on the other side of the tent. >
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 21, 2010 13:38:41 GMT -5
> hit man with chest
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Post by Pink on Jul 21, 2010 15:38:33 GMT -5
> take down poster
> roll up poster
> poke slime with rolled up poster
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 22, 2010 12:04:01 GMT -5
You drop the large, heavy wooden chest now filled with many of your belongings on the man. He awakens with a howl of pain and rolls out from under the chest, grabbing his greatsword. "Draw your weapon so you may die with honor," he says with a snarl. > take down poster > roll up poster > poke slime with rolled up poster You take down the poster, roll it up, and poke the slime with it. Your poster now has slime on it.
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 22, 2010 21:28:20 GMT -5
> Equip Chest > Bash man with Chest
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 22, 2010 22:04:49 GMT -5
> Equip Chest > Bash man with Chest You decide to take a loose interpretation of the words "weapon" and "honor" and wield your large, heavy, bulky, awkward wooden chest. You bash the man with the chest. Or well, you attempt to. As big as the guy's big fucking sword is, it's still less awkward then the piece of furniture you are using as a weapon. Plus your fighting experience is limited to video games and Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, while your opponent is a veteran of battle. So your attempt to bash the man with the chest ends up with the man cutting through your chest with his greatsword and your belongings spilling all over the floor. Thankfully, the blanket protects your other belongings from being cleaved in twain and also tangles up his sword for a bit. >
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 22, 2010 22:33:36 GMT -5
>Equip Sword >Equip Shield >Equip Staff in teeth >Enter Rage >Go apeshit on man
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 23, 2010 9:55:30 GMT -5
>Equip Sword >Equip Shield >Equip Staff in teeth >Enter Rage >Go apeshit on man You drop the chest halves you were holding and equip the sword. As soon as you pick it up, it becomes a mighty greatsword. You also feel changes to yourself - you feel much more muscular and combat savvy. The shield and staff disappear. Perhaps you should have paid more attention to QQ's note instead of eating it. As a substitute, you grab your pillow in place of a shield and put the rolled up Hitch poster in your teeth instead of the staff. You enter into a rage and lunge at the man, and while you are now mighty and wise in the ways of battle, wielding a greatsword in one hand proves to be a challenge and you swing wide of the mark. The barbarian has freed his sword from the blanket and retaliates. He nearly cleaves you in two, but you manage to parry the blow with your pillow, which develops a long gash and is now spilling its stuffing. >
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 23, 2010 13:24:48 GMT -5
>Drop Pillow >Develop PERFECTLY PLATONIC affection for opponents sword >do battle
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