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Post by Alyx on Jul 26, 2010 12:44:13 GMT -5
>frown
>look outside the window
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 26, 2010 13:23:43 GMT -5
>frown >look outside the window You frown and look outside the window. It is dark. You cannot see anything. > |
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Post by Alyx on Jul 26, 2010 13:54:11 GMT -5
>look for search bar in browser
>type in pumpkin pie
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 26, 2010 21:06:42 GMT -5
> Say "Sure thing, I'm thinking I'm DPS, you guys can tank right?"
> Access laptop with Psychic powers
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 27, 2010 21:11:34 GMT -5
>look for search bar in browser >type in pumpkin pie You find the search bar in your browser and type in "pumpkin pie." 404 error: Internet still not found The Internet you requested still was not found. Possibly because you're on a spaceship and there is no way to connect to the Internet back on Earth. Did you mean to stop trying this tomfoolery and use your laptop just for the instant messenger? You should do that.
A project of QuixoticQuester. > > Say "Sure thing, I'm thinking I'm DPS, you guys can tank right?" > Access laptop with Psychic powers The orcs look confused again. "Me not understand what you mean, but you offer to help, so off we go!" The orcs head back off through the tent flap. You furrow your brow a bit to try and access some latent psychic powers and access your laptop. That doesn't work out so well for you. > |
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 27, 2010 21:16:58 GMT -5
> follow Orcs
> Use Nanomachine implants to access laptop
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Post by Alyx on Jul 27, 2010 23:43:49 GMT -5
>frown once more
>Smash laptop
>pick up back pack
>look for nearest exit
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 28, 2010 11:26:34 GMT -5
> follow Orcs > Use Nanomachine implants to access laptop You follow the orcs. As you follow them, you furrow your brow and try to activate secret nanomachine implants you tell yourself you totally have. That doesn't work out so well for you. You follow the orcs through their tent and out the other side. You are in a large, icy cave. There is a large frost giant in the cave. He is currently facing the other way and is eating what appears to be the carcass of a bear. This must be the raid the orcs were talking about. You notice something rather out of place - behind the giant is a very futuristic door. No one else seems to notice it. The orcs are not much for strategy and charge the giant immediately. The giant takes up his warhammer and begins fighting the orcs. > >frown once more >Smash laptop >pick up back pack >look for nearest exit You frown once more. You pick up your laptop and hurl it against the wall, smashing it beyond repair. You then pick up the backpack and look for the nearest exit. There is only one door in your room other than the closet door, so you conclude that this is the exit. > You hear a noise from your laptop to inform you that a contact has gone offline. > |
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Post by Warlock on Jul 28, 2010 14:09:35 GMT -5
>Roll
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 28, 2010 18:11:45 GMT -5
> Equip torn Blanket
> Tie Giants Ankles together
> Profit
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 28, 2010 23:44:24 GMT -5
The advanced text parsing software interprets your oddly worded command as a "> join" command. You appear in a small room with one door and one window. There is an armoire, a poster for Lord of the Rings, and a hastily made bed. There is also a desk with your laptop. > > Equip torn Blanket > Tie Giants Ankles together > Profit You equip the torn blanket in your free hand. You then attempt to tie the giant's legs together. There are two major problems with this plan. Firstly, the giant is moving. Secondly, the giant's combat stance is too wide for your blanket to possibly tie the giant's legs together, even if he would stay still. You fail to tie the giant's legs together. No profit for you. This would have been a much better plan if your orc companions hadn't charged in blindly. Speaking of your orc companions, one of the bodyguards just got his skull crushed. The raid is faring badly. On a side note, you notice that the futuristic door has inexplicably turned into a normal cave exit. > |
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 29, 2010 1:11:07 GMT -5
> Throw Blanket at Giants face
> Use sword two handed
> Go Berserk on Giant
> Profit
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 29, 2010 1:16:42 GMT -5
> Throw Blanket at Giants face > Use sword two handed > Go Berserk on Giant > Profit You throw the blanket at the giant's face. With the giant distracted by the orcs, your strong throwing arm, and just plain luck, you succeed in this endeavor. You then go berserk on the giant. You are beginning to profit. The giant does have hands, so he quickly removes the blanket from his face, but this does distract him for a bit. You and the orcs cause a significant amount of damage while the giant is blinded, but now that he is able to see again the fight begins to tip once more in his favor. > |
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 29, 2010 2:29:51 GMT -5
> Teach giant to walk without feet
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 29, 2010 10:56:59 GMT -5
> Teach giant to walk without feet The advanced text parsing software has some difficulty with figurative language, but it interprets your command as intending to chop off the giant's feet. Giant ankles are a bit tougher than you had hoped, so you are unable to cleave clean through them as you had planned, but you're pretty sure you just severed his Achilles tendon on his right leg. The giant howls in pain and falls to one knee. The orcs batter away at him. > |
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