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Post by Hologram on Jan 26, 2007 14:47:14 GMT -5
Granted, but you are killed by hunters.
I wish I had food.
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Post by chloe on Jan 26, 2007 15:04:17 GMT -5
GRanted but all the food you have is spoiled.
I wish I had a puppy!
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Post by Johann Sebastian Christ on Jan 26, 2007 15:26:04 GMT -5
Granted, but it's roasted and garnished with rock doves.
I wish I had a bigger septum.
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Post by verna on Jan 26, 2007 17:33:12 GMT -5
granted but it's not usable.
I wish my brother had a brain.
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Post by Videospirit on Jan 26, 2007 17:56:12 GMT -5
Granted but he devotes it's existance to coming up with ways to make your life miserable
I wish I didn't need anything to survive.
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Post by Cavelcade on Jan 26, 2007 18:07:32 GMT -5
Granted, you die.
I wish I were more studious.
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Post by Videospirit on Jan 26, 2007 18:08:41 GMT -5
Granted but all you study is porn magazines.
I wish my awesomeness was toned down to average people levels.
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Post by Cavelcade on Jan 26, 2007 18:13:58 GMT -5
Granted, everyone's awesomeness becomes equal to yours. unfortunately, the world is destroyed by the lameness of it all.
I wish I was less paranoid about friendship.
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Mutamu
Tentacle Monster
All shall fall!
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Post by Mutamu on Jan 26, 2007 18:15:30 GMT -5
Granted. Now you are paranoid about everything else, instead.
I wish I had a 3 Petawatt laser.
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Post by Videospirit on Jan 26, 2007 18:29:27 GMT -5
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish 2 + 2 = 5
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Post by Hologram on Jan 26, 2007 18:59:13 GMT -5
Granted, but the universe explodes.
I wish that I had video games
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Post by Videospirit on Jan 26, 2007 22:09:18 GMT -5
Granted, but they are all copies of Don't Buy This
I wish I had a button that would kill whoever I wanted dead whenever I pressed it
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Post by Crystallis on Jan 26, 2007 23:02:14 GMT -5
Granted, but it also kills you. Choose wisely.
I wish I had cheesecake.
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Post by Videospirit on Jan 27, 2007 0:22:04 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a MAN EATING cheesecake
I wish I had a Dual core processor and another 512mb of ram
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Post by Cavelcade on Jan 27, 2007 9:31:52 GMT -5
Granted, but your computer explodes.
I wish I were happy.
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