The wish game

[Pink]

Granted, you are brutally beaten into submission for your arrogance to ask a wish from your master though.

I wish that white would quite answering each wish with "granted, you die."

[Cavelcade]

Granted, instead his answers become even more lame.

I wish, I wish I hadn't squished that fish.

[verna]

granted but you regret it for ever.

I wish I could sleep more. >.<

[Pink]

Granted. You prick you finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel, and fall into an enchanted sleep for a hundred years, but not aging a day, until you are awakened by the kiss of your true love. Or more precisely, by his bad breath.

I wish my power of voice imitation was perfect.

[Videospirit]

Granted, everyone now sounds exactly like you.

I wish Humanity was free of evil.

[Pink]

Granted, however divinity gets all of humanity's evil and the universe is promptly destroyed.

I wish i had jedi powers.

[Johann Sebastian Christ]

Granted, but they only work on things that are blue to a colorblind nymph.

I wish my fish had knife.

[Pink]

Granted. Your throat is slit when you sleep.

I wish I had some really awesome fatty tuna.

[Hologram]

Granted. It get's stuck in your throat and explodes.

I wish the granter and I exploded.

[Johann Sebastian Christ]

Granted, but you don't get to stay exploded.

I wish fish with fishy pan.

[draco]

Granted, but it beats you to death with the pan and then feasts on your carcass.

I wish for this nighttime to last for a lifetime.

[Starry]

Granted, but you never grow older and stay a newborn baby forever.

I wish my hair was longer...

[Johann Sebastian Christ]

Granted, but it's a different color every day.

I wish I had a living dead fish with gills and fins and eyes and skin and things.

[Videospirit]

Granted, but than the universe deletes fish and all your memories of them and prevents you from wishing about them in the future.

I wish I could exceed the speed of light.

[Starry]

Granted, but your head explodes from the speed.


I wish I had a poney