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Post by Pink on Oct 17, 2008 23:59:04 GMT -5
Tired of always being kicked by those stronger than you? Always beaten by the good guys? Life just not going your way? Sign up now and join with Pink to change all that! Pink will boost your power until you can defeat those pesky rivals!* It's as easy as saying "I want to win!' No seriously, say that if you're interested.
*Increase in power only available on the Hideout currently.
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Post by Cavelcade on Oct 18, 2008 21:31:18 GMT -5
I want to win!
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Post by Pink on Oct 20, 2008 17:23:43 GMT -5
Pink walks out from behind the billboard. "Yes, can I help you?"
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Post by Cavelcade on Oct 20, 2008 18:50:03 GMT -5
...you say you can help me win?
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Post by Pink on Oct 20, 2008 22:04:57 GMT -5
"Yes, I do have that ability. Against whom do you wish victory over?"
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Post by Cavelcade on Oct 21, 2008 20:18:41 GMT -5
Oh you know, the usual, want to vanquish all my foes, take their women, sow their fields with salt...basic villainy, I guess.
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Post by Pink on Oct 22, 2008 16:41:23 GMT -5
"Basic Villainy. Check. Do you have a resume or any contacts of past evil that you've been associated with that can be contacted?"
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Post by Cavelcade on Oct 23, 2008 6:01:11 GMT -5
Depends, how many raise soul spells can you cast?-
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Post by Pink on Oct 24, 2008 1:18:17 GMT -5
"We are not in the business of bringing back the dead. Otherwise there would be no need for recruitment. We will take you into consideration for the program, and be observing your current activities in the meantime. Thank you for your application."
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Post by Cavelcade on Oct 25, 2008 18:15:44 GMT -5
Kickass. Wait, I have to be active? Well great.
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Post by Pink on Oct 28, 2008 19:12:44 GMT -5
With that pink walks behind the billboard once again.
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Post by Cavelcade on Oct 30, 2008 19:52:05 GMT -5
Stupid pink with hi s damned conditions... *Wanders off to find some evil to do.*
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