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Post by Videospirit on Jul 8, 2010 18:55:56 GMT -5
>_
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 8, 2010 19:14:30 GMT -5
> join
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 8, 2010 19:52:27 GMT -5
> join
hgdhggkdhgfh error error. Flushing archive... please wait... world building in progress.
Please select an avatar for the god of creation
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 8, 2010 23:09:34 GMT -5
> Cecil
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 9, 2010 0:40:58 GMT -5
has created the universe. A text crawl rolls across the cosmos as the big bang is carried out in fast forward in the background. "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I got totally stoned and lost a months recollection of memory. When I came to I was sitting in front of this beast. It's got code even I don't understand and I'm pretty sure I wrote this. There were also a huge bill for dozens of litres of pig's blood, some freaky incense, and a dozen final fantasy doujin and books of the dark arts scattered about my room. From what I can tell, it's a somewhat functional text adventure, but with the odd image tossed in here and there. I'd explore further, but quite frankly, this appears to be consuming my soul, so I've sent this off to the internet for you grubs to deal with." As the text scrolls off into the horizon, you find your view shifted back to reality. You are sitting in your office. >_
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Post by Crystallis on Jul 9, 2010 9:49:03 GMT -5
> join
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 9, 2010 14:07:41 GMT -5
> join You're already playing, puny mortal, don't make me come over there and eat your soul! You are currently sitting in your office. >_
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Post by Pink on Jul 9, 2010 16:49:01 GMT -5
> Join
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 9, 2010 18:16:17 GMT -5
> join I just told you, you're already playing! Do you think this is some kind of joke? You know what... you're now wearing a pink princess hat, are you happy? You're sitting in your office, wearing your pretty little pink hat that makes you feel like the woman you'll never be! >_
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Post by Pink on Jul 10, 2010 2:46:03 GMT -5
>look @ Desk
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 10, 2010 2:57:08 GMT -5
>look @ Desk
you enter the e-mail address look@desk into your handy e-mail client. You stare at it for several moments, wondering why you would do such a thing, it doesn't exactly look like a proper e-mail address.
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Post by Pink on Jul 10, 2010 3:11:40 GMT -5
>look desk
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 10, 2010 3:22:59 GMT -5
>look desk
It's a rather crappy desk, your keep asking your boss to get you a new one, but the proposal is always rejected, citing such trivial reasons as "low third quarter profits." or "your current desk is perfectly functional." What it means is you're stuck with the only desk in the entire building that's still made out of wood. It's lost all of its drawers thanks to a termite infestation several years ago. Resting atop the desk are a pen, a paperweight, a memo, and your inferior computing device, which is displaying your handy e-mail client on its monitor the address "look@desk" typed into the recipient field of a new message.
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Post by Pink on Jul 10, 2010 3:35:01 GMT -5
>look memo
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Post by Videospirit on Jul 10, 2010 3:41:20 GMT -5
>look memo
It's written on a post it note, there appear to be a dozen more notes stuck directly below it, it reads simply, "Make sure there's breathable air in the lounge."
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