FB LXXIV: Chuck Norris vs. Indiana Jones

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Originator: Videospirit


Name: Chuck Norris
Origin: Oklahoma
Breakdown: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible feats of strength to Norris.
Files: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
www.theultimateshowdown.net/fighter/ChuckNorris.html


Name: Indiana Jones
Origin: Indiana Jones series
Breakdown: Indiana Jones is an adventurer and archaeologist. He's skilled with a whip and a gun.
Files: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones
indianajones.wikia.com/wiki/Indiana_Jones
www.theultimateshowdown.net/fighter/IndianaJones.html

Well, if this is Internet Chuck Norris, then Indiana Jones doesn't have a chance. If this is real-life Chuck Norris, I think Indiana Jones has a slight edge. I'll go with Jones for now.

[Pink]

Indy tends to have trouble with the big bruiser types like Chuck. Usually he'll outsmart them into running into an airplane propeller or something like that. In this case, I think Chuck would be intelligent enough to avoid such traps.

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Jul 9, 2010 16:57:43 GMT -5 Pink said:

Indy tends to have trouble with the big bruiser types like Chuck. Usually he'll outsmart them into running into an airplane propeller or something like that. In this case, I think Chuck would be intelligent enough to avoid such traps.

Or he could just shoot him like he did with the sword guy.

[Videospirit]

Who brings a gun to a roundhouse kick fight?

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Jul 10, 2010 16:55:00 GMT -5 Videospirit said:

Who brings a gun to a roundhouse kick fight?

Indiana Jones?

If this is Internet Chuck Norris, of course, guns would be useless.

[Pink]

How often is Indy actually with a gun though? It's not as much a standard part of his equipment as say, a whip and an awesome hat.

Also, Pretty sure Chuck gets a gun from one of his acting gigs or another.

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Jul 10, 2010 17:33:37 GMT -5 Pink said:

How often is Indy actually with a gun though? It's not as much a standard part of his equipment as say, a whip and an awesome hat.

Also, Pretty sure Chuck gets a gun from one of his acting gigs or another.

Shit, I remember now that Chuck is actually a big gun rights advocate, so he actually is likely to have a gun and can probably use it better than Indy.

Yeah, that pretty much settles it.

Chuck Norris wins.